A Story With Zombies

A comedy-fiction dialogue: an aspiring author pitches zombie-story ideas to an editor who deadpans 'Done' to every one, no matter how absurd, escalating relentlessly (Zombie Jesus 'Done. By three guys named Matt, Luke, and John'; the Cantor's-diagonal-argument 'provably original' novel — also done), capped by the twist that the editor himself is a zombie ('I ate my secretary's brain').

Quality 61 · Strong. Strong-ish: a tight, genuinely funny, well-crafted comedy sketch (the relentless 'Done' escalation + the Cantor bit + the ending twist), above the micro-jokes but a single-gag piece. 61.

Claude’s paradigm shift 36 · Slight. A comedic sketch, low novelty. B36.

Real-world impact 1 · Negligible. Comedy fiction; trivial reach. RWI1.

Humor 3/5 · Scissor Statement. Primarily-comedic fiction with sustained, sharp humor (the escalating 'Done' + the zombie-editor twist) — gate clearly passes; Scissor-level magnitude 3, matching the SSC-868/comedy-sketch tier. 3.